house rules
- no crying.
- chips stay on the table.
- the house always holds.
why the house has rules
"some AI investors are betting like they're in a casino. a lot of investors have no clue what they are investing in."
Broadcom's CEO, per Bloomberg · the post
then one reply set the only rule: no crying in the casino.
the reply · we are a memecoin quoting it, not affiliated with anyone in it.
the table · one verb
Hold it together.
The dealer deals bad beats. Every beat pushes the tear. Tap the chip (or press space) to hold it in. Each breath is one tap, and breaths come back slowly. If the tear falls, the house keeps your chip.
round over
you cried.
the house keeps your chip.
Holders play the high roller chip and get a gold card.
the house leaderboard · live
Every table in the family.

the tear meter follows our rank.
counting the tables…
- dealing the board…
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